Funny Science Jokes That Will Get the Best Reaction (Part 1)

Many people think the most exciting phrase in science is “Eureka!” But when I was in school, my favorite phrase was: “Class dismissed!” I realized science wasn’t for me when a frog dissection inspired me to change my major to English. What can I say? I just couldn’t cut it. (Wink, wink.) But as you can see, science jokes are a whole other thing.

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Whether you’re at home in a lab or out of your element, the best jokes about science will make you explode with laughter. (Maybe put on some goggles to stay safe.) With funny biology jokes, physics puns and chemistry quips, this list has been scientifically proven to make anyone LOL. Ahead, enjoy these science jokes that will entertain, impress and possibly make you sound a lot smarter than you actually are.

• What do you call someone who protects a light-dispersing object?
  A prism guard.

• What do you call someone who investigates molten rocks?
  Magma, PI.

• What do you call the study of humor?
  Mirth science.

• Did you hear about the insecure physicist?
  She was fission for compliments.

• What do you call a physics teacher’s old college?
  His alma matter.

• What do you get when you cross a chemical process in plants with the end of a horse race?
  A photo-synthesis finish!

• Who was the smartest pig?
  Ein-swine.

• What kind of magnetic imaging do pirates use?
  M-aargh-I!

• What do you get when you cross an old-school punk rocker with a chemist?
  Atom Ant.

• What does a magician shout during an experiment?
  “Labracadabra!”

• What did the asteroid say when the reporter asked him a question?
  “No comet.”

• Which element is the most boastful?
  Bragnesium.

• What do you call the preserved remains of a caveman cleaning his teeth?
  A flossil.

• Which president was given money to study scientific data?
  Ulysses S. Research Grant.

• What do you call an annoying chemist?
  A pain in the flask.

• What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
  “Sorry, my fault!”

• Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
  Newton’s First Law: A body at rest will remain at rest.

• What do you get when you cross a hip-hop artist with the theory of relativity?
  E = MC Hammer Squared.