Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples With a Great Sense of Humor (Part 2)

(Photo: Danielle Carson)

Whether you've been together for five months for 20 years, there's one thing that every relationship needs: laughter. A sense of humor can help ease tension after a petty fight or even help you to remember why you fell in love with them in the first place when times get tough.

With that in mind, funny anniversary quotes are one way to bring laughter back to your relationship whether you're looking to fill out a handwritten card or write a sappy Instagram caption about your significant other. Don't get us wrong, you can still be sweet and sincere in your message, but throwing in a funny one-liner can help lighten the mood and bring a smile to your partner's face.

Plus, these are even great to use on friends and family members posts for their anniversaries whether it's your parents' big 30th anniversary or a best friends five year anniversary.

Funny Quotes From Movies, TV Shows and Books

• “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” — Friends
• “Marriage is like a deck of cards… at the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Family Guy
• “When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind.” — The Way We Were
• “They say marriage is about communication, but sometimes I wonder if you’re just talking to make sure I’m not near the TV.” — The Simpsons
• “Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.” — How I Met Your Mother
• "Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature." — Letters to Juliet
• "When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius...he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her." — Valentine's Day
• "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." — Knocked Up
• "Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them." — 28 Days
  
• "Well, that's what we do, we fight. You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of the bitch and I tell you when you're a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have, like, a two-second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing." — The Notebook
• "I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity." — Her
• "Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind." — 27 Dresses
• "We both said I do, and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since." — So I Married an Ax Murderer
• "When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind." — The Way We Were

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Husband

• Thank you for pretending to listen to my stories for another year. Love you.
• I’ve loved you since the day I realized you knew how to fix the Wi-Fi.
• You make marriage look easy — mainly by letting me win every argument. Happy anniversary!
• I could never replace you — unless I find someone who actually loads the dishwasher right. Happy anniversary honey!
• Happy anniversary! Here’s to love, laughter, and never agreeing on thermostat settings!
• They say behind every great man is a great woman. So, honey, on our anniversary, I just wanted to let you know I'm behind you…judging your every move.
• Happy anniversary to the guy who can fix anything around the house except his questionable fashion choices. You’re lucky you have me!
• Cheers to another year of pretending to know what I’m talking about and you actually listening. Happy anniversary, husband.
• Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m hot, even when I’m in my sweatpants and no makeup. Love you!
• I’ll keep on loving you, even when you’re old and wrinkly.
• To my husband, on our anniversary: let’s continue to argue, tease each other, and make up with kisses. Love you!
• Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m funny, even when no one else does.
• My favorite part of waking up to you in the morning…is when you’re handing me coffee. Happy anniversary!
• After all these years, I’ve learned that the key to a happy marriage is a remote control. And snacks. Lots of snacks.
• Happy anniversary to the man who makes every day feel like a romantic comedy, complete with laughter, drama, and the occasional plot twist!
• Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband—just kidding — happy anniversary!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

• You’re the reason I still believe in love and noise-canceling headphones. Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary! You're my favorite person to do nothing with — and also everything else.
• You complete me like coffee completes you before 9 a.m. Happy anniversary!
• You’re the reason I know the difference between mauve, blush, and dusty rose and I wouldn't change it for the world.
• You’re still the woman of my dreams… and the reason I’m losing sleep. Happy anniversary honey!
• I can't believe how lucky I am to have a wife who can tolerate all of my antics. Happy anniversary!
• I'm still not sure how I convinced you to marry me, but I'm glad I did. Happy anniversary.
• Happy anniversary, my love. I never knew being married meant I’d have someone to pick out my clothes each day, tell me how to wear my hair and give me driving instructions.
• It would be hard to picture a life without you. I mean who would pay the mortgage?
• Here’s to another year of marriage, where I still have no idea what I’m doing, but we’re doing it together. Happy anniversary!
• Marriage is all about compromise. I pretend to listen, and you pretend to talk. It works! Happy anniversary!
• On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.
• Every day I fall in love with you more and more — except yesterday. Yesterday, you were pretty annoying.